FAQ
Frequently asked questions. The answers are mostly honest.
Are you guys professionals?
No. Next question.
Do you ever actually get anything?
Check the scoreboard on the Camp page. Then stop asking.
Why "Morning Woods"?
Because we're in the woods every morning. What did you think it meant?
Where do you hunt?
Wisconsin. That's all you're getting.
Can I join the crew?
Maybe. Can you bring snacks, get up at 3 a.m. and keep your mouth shut about our spots? Two out of three gets you an interview.
Who's the best shot in the crew?
Every one of us will tell you it's him. The scoreboard says otherwise.
Is the ice safe?
Don't ask Spludge.
Can Ennis cook for my wedding?
He can. Whether he should is a separate question.
When are Andrew's products coming to the store?
Ask Andrew. Bring a calendar. Meanwhile, the Shop has hoodies.
Is TF Trophies hiring?
TF Trophies is no longer accepting applications, investors or questions.
How do I get the Deadfall app?
Download it on the Deadfall page, then ask us for an invite code.
I have a question that isn't on here.
Send it through the contact form. If it's good enough, it ends up on this page.